Week 1 Diary Room

[Billi]

*Big Brother booms over the loudspeaker:* Billi, please come to the diary room.
BhatterUpBilli 9:29 pm
(9:29:53 PM): yo yo yo
TheDivineDavina 9:30 pm
(9:30:05 PM): Hello, Billi. This is Brother. How are you?
BhatterUpBilli 9:30 pm
(9:30:23 PM): im bangin, how about yourself sweet thang?
TheDivineDavina 9:30 pm
(9:30:37 PM): *awkward pause of silence*
(9:30:42 PM): Big Brother is well, Billi.
(9:31:03 PM): Billi, Big Brother would like to know how you are adjusting to being back in the house.
BhatterUpBilli 9:31 pm
(9:31:27 PM): its kinda iffy so far
BhatterUpBilli 9:31 pm
(9:31:48 PM): the fact that im a British houseguest means most of the yanks are treating me like i have some kind of disease
(9:32:20 PM): but that hasnt stopped me from getting Lisa's panties a little damp in the first couple hours, its just going to take a little more work than usual
TheDivineDavina 9:33 pm
(9:33:42 PM): Oh my.
TheDivineDavina 9:33 pm
(9:33:58 PM): Big Brother would like to hear some of your first impressions. Who stuck out to you?
BhatterUpBilli 9:34 pm
(9:34:42 PM): well Beinazir's nipples stuck out to me when i talked to her, but thats to be expected
TheDivineDavina 9:34 pm
(9:34:56 PM): Naturally.
BhatterUpBilli 9:35 pm
(9:35:21 PM): i thought alot of the drama in the chat room to start the game was completely unnecessary, sheila, keesha, libra, amber and james are obviously attention whores
TheDivineDavina 9:35 pm
(9:35:41 PM): Did anyone stick out for positive reasons?
BhatterUpBilli 9:36 pm
(9:36:18 PM): not really, i pretty much hate everyone for various reasons
(9:36:38 PM): there are some i hate less than others, but for the most part i pretty much despise everyone's existence
TheDivineDavina 9:37 pm
(9:37:29 PM): That's sad, Billi. It will be a long few weeks if you hate all the housemates.
BhatterUpBilli 9:38 pm
(9:38:16 PM): im used to it, it makes it easier to get rid of people
TheDivineDavina 9:39 pm
(9:39:09 PM): Thank you Billi. You may leave the diary room. Please copy and paste this diary room session into your week one DR thread.
BhatterUpBilli 9:39 pm
(9:39:22 PM): thanks sweet cheeks ;-)
(9:39:23 PM): will do
TheDivineDavina 9:39 pm
(9:39:31 PM): *unlocks door*
(9:39:43 PM): Next time come naked.
BhatterUpBilli 9:39 pm
(9:39:52 PM): why next time?
(9:39:56 PM): *strips down*
TheDivineDavina 9:40 pm
(9:40:47 PM): *production watches in creepy, voyeuristic silence*
BhatterUpBilli 9:41 pm
(9:41:05 PM): or in stunned amazement
BhatterUpBilli 9:41 pm
(9:41:27 PM): thats right ladies, bring it

[Billi]

TheDivineDavina (3:12:30 PM): Reminder to all housemates that eviction votes are due by 6 PM EST.
BhatterUpBilli (3:13:03 PM): Reminder to Big Brother, my balls need sucked by 5:30PM EST
BhatterUpBilli (3:13:31 PM): ;-)
TheDivineDavina (3:13:42 PM): Big Brother will bear that in mind.
BhatterUpBilli (3:13:48 PM): lol
BhatterUpBilli (3:14:20 PM): yesterday i just dipped my cock in cookie dough and waved it in front of kathreya's mouth and was like "COME AND GET IT BITCH"
TheDivineDavina (3:14:28 PM): l m f a o.
BhatterUpBilli (3:14:43 PM): ill never do that again
BhatterUpBilli (3:14:48 PM): i think she actually swallowed it
TheDivineDavina (3:14:59 PM): yeah that's a dangerous risk there
BhatterUpBilli (3:15:11 PM): well thats my biggest problem
BhatterUpBilli (3:15:16 PM): always thinking with my little head

[Billi]

Well we've almost got one round in the book so far and i have to say that i seriously think that at least 75% of the people in this house are borderline retarded. I don't know if the hosts sent out a casting call to the special ed school or what. I swear to god i saw Jeff trying to bite his own ear yesterday, it was actually quite entertaining.

At this point theres basically no need to really do anything in this game. The morons that are trying to run the show, Jessie, Jeff, Sheila, and Keesha are all doing everything they can to put targets on their backs and let everyone in the game know that theyre gigantic threats. Jessie messages me yesterday to tell me that the vote is for Liam... why in the world would you go around giving people orders this early in the game, its obviously youre trying to run the show and its just going to make it that much easier when we turn the tables on your ass a couple weeks down the road.

Jeff is just as bad, i think him and Jessie may have been separated at birth or something. Theyre definitely the "DURRRR twins" Where has it been a good idea in any game ever to sit around and give people orders and expect to make it to the end?

As for the womens in this game, i think theyre all either dudes in disguise or just plain disgusting. I think id rather hop in the sack with Davina any day of the week