Post by Julie Chen on Jul 23, 2010 19:12:52 GMT -5
Here are some highlights from this season...
"This is the best way to start a game. You play calmly your first couple rounds and let others fuck up and pay the price."
"I think it's obvious why I nominated you. I'm a firm believer in karma and sometimes it's a bitch, I love it."
Person 1: "I can't fuckin stand his ass after all the shit he said about me on our previous season!"
Person 2: "What has he said?!"
Person 1: "That I'm a bad mother and a nappy headed hoe and all kinds of shit!"
KATHREYA
"I heard Cookies give men a big penis. Ask my husband about it?"
"FREE BLOWJOBS/VAG LICKIN FOR EVERYONE WHO VOTES OUT LIAM"
"I'm going to speak my mind whenever I feel like i'm being threatened. You know you talk around this house like you're on some kinda high horse. Let me just tell you sumfing real quick.. THIS SHOW IS NUFFING WIFFOUT ME. MEMBAITOLJEW."
MELISA
"I'm sure the intruders are nice people but I really don't welcome their presence in the game."
"There are definitely some really shady bitches in this house, and they are damn good at spinning their webs."
"I HOPE YO MOMMA IS PROUD OF YOU!"
JEFF
"Who is Karma? Like seriously if a bitch is going to move in I want to prepare myself."
"FREE BLOWJOBS/VAG LICKIN FOR EVERYONE WHO VOTES OUT LIAM."
"Glad I'm not competing in the PoV comp, because I don't feel like winning a competition today. I'm cramping."
CHARLEY
"I'm exempt this week, no jacking off on the sheets, and Jessie has one eye and walks with a limp... Yeah."
"Welcome to the Charley Show! I already am the star of this bitch."
"Honest tew God, I just want tew take the rat poison in put it in their dinner, I think they'll be better off that way."
JAMES
"Lisa is a fucking borewhore."
"I find it so perfect that just a day or so after I call Jessie a dildo, he pulls a bunch of vibrators out of his luggage and lays them out for the women in the house to use. I've no doubt that Jessie has already had each and every toy deep inside his ass."
"Libra darling, if you want to attack peoples muvvering skills why don't you take a step back and look at yourself yeah?"
ALEX
"This house is bustin' my clit, yeah. Honestly, I can't get it right! Everyone who I evict fuckin' stays and it's bullshit ridiculous, yeah?"
"Jessie....so far I like him...he seems kind of clueless so I can probably control his tiny brain."
"The final steps in Operation Blackdoor are coming up."
MAKOSI
"MY FIRST NOMINATION IS THAT BITCH KEESHA ... SHE HATES ME BECAUSE GOD HASN'T TOUCHED HER LIFE YET WELL IT ISN'T MY FAULT"
"Beinazir yew are sew kewt! Love yew."
"Jessie also told me that he had cyber sex with her that involved both anal and a donkey. Yeah, whatever."
LIBRA
"There wasn't no excuse for that nonsense and I believe in my heart it is racism."
"Sheila was being such a bitch to me but then we realized we're both single mothers and it wasn't right for us to fight."
"If he thinks I'd base my vote on returning any favours he's dead wrong. You already helped me so I don't have to. Too bad. Oops."
BILLI
"Nice try, cuntrag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"The fact that I'm a British houseguest means most of the yanks are treating me like I have some kind of disease ... but that hasn't stopped me from getting Lisa's panties a little damp in the first couple hours."
"Alex's strength is NATURE MADE. You need injections for your's. LOOK IT UP."
KEESHA
"She said she was being sexually harassed, but um...she was a former Penthouse pet. I'm sure shes used to guys touching all up on her and grabbing her ass."
"Kathreya is an annoying tubby cuntress."
"PERSONALLY, some days I like a lil chocolate...others some hot vanilla...and once in a blue moon a lil tuna."
VICKIE
"Bitch you look like one of the evil Gremlins."
"Vickie absolutely intrigues me ... She's sharp, she's experienced, and she clearly ain't one to mess with unless you got the skill to back it up."
"Sheila and Keesha then attacked me like the rabid whores that they are. I wasn't surprised to see that Sheila had built a following. The obnoxious has-been cougar has a lot of time on her hands."
JENNIFER
"I love Libra because she's so empowering and taught me that sitting with my legs open is unlady like."
"JESSEY has a problem with me because I tell his steroid injected ass how it is."
"Oh and I listened to you and Billi as you had cyber sex with Charley ... Ewww you owe me!"
JESSIE
"I can't spell your name ... Can I call you Princess B?"
"LETS TAKE THIS FUCKIN ROID RAGER OUT THE HOUSE. Dont let the door hitcha!"
"He seems a little lost...so I am willing to take him by the cock and guide him through me."
GRACE
"My first nominee is Keesha ... No brainer, you're a cunt."
"When he does his workout my panties get a little moist ... He might have a buttaface, but I'd tap that."
"Libra is a snake like James. She will sleep with you, stab you in the back, and pretend like she's an integral person."
SHEILA
"Got tew gew now though there is a bear in my neighborhood."
"Jennifer has no allies, is boring, and is playing sneaky. I can't save her so I'm voting her off."
"Sheila's ass looks like someone put cottage cheese down a pair of pantyhose."
BEINAZIR
"I would also like to do nasty things to people in the house, like write "SATAN 666 HELLHOLE" over someone's bed when no one's looking ... Big Brother, may I please have a large blood red marker?"
"Libra is a double bagger, you know what that means? I don't just put a bag on her head to fuck her, I put one on my head too in case the one on her head falls off"
"My reason is ... because I felt like it!"
AMBER
"Like I consider myself really... whats the word? Intelsexual?"
"I gave Jessie the answers during the veto challenge. He couldn't even fucking win the veto with me holding his hand the entire way through."
"I found her kind of boring. Plus she looks like a burnt peacock. I don't look down on her though. I don't look down on anyone."
LIAM
"Liam, is that a penis pump?"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH MY FUCKING PICTURE? I HAVE AN UGLY JEW NOSE BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING ANGLE THEY MADE ME POSE IN."
"I'm a huge cunt, but I am a cunt who will make the finals with my man."
LISA
"She's going to have to show her cards one way or the other, whether she's with me or against me, I'll take the enemy I know over the enemy I don't any day of the week."
"Your mouth is alligned with my cock bitch, so get to work"
"Conflict that doesn't involve us = our keys come out of that box."
KWAKU
"I knew all along that I couldn't use my Power of Veto on Jessie... but when he asked me to throw the competition to him, my competitive nature just kicked in."
"THANK GOD I WON THE FUCKIN VETO ... I am the AFRICAN PRINCESS of this house."
"I was disgusted to be nominated. The only thing I can think of is that some of my girls turned on me. EVERYONE should have been votin for Billi - E V E R Y O N E."
WILL
"LEWK WHAT HE IS SAYING. YEW KNOW WHAT I DIDN'T SIGN UP FEWR THAT! I AM WALKING!"
"You are so fucking FAKE. Bitch this isn't a beauty pageant, it's BIGfuckingBROTHER!"
"Does licking twat make you stupid?"
LIVE VOTE REVEAL
SATURDAY NIGHT 8PM EDT/1 AM GMT
P.S. The quotes are all mixed up. In several cases, however, one of the quotes under a picture was said by that person.
"This is the best way to start a game. You play calmly your first couple rounds and let others fuck up and pay the price."
"I think it's obvious why I nominated you. I'm a firm believer in karma and sometimes it's a bitch, I love it."
Person 1: "I can't fuckin stand his ass after all the shit he said about me on our previous season!"
Person 2: "What has he said?!"
Person 1: "That I'm a bad mother and a nappy headed hoe and all kinds of shit!"
KATHREYA
"I heard Cookies give men a big penis. Ask my husband about it?"
"FREE BLOWJOBS/VAG LICKIN FOR EVERYONE WHO VOTES OUT LIAM"
"I'm going to speak my mind whenever I feel like i'm being threatened. You know you talk around this house like you're on some kinda high horse. Let me just tell you sumfing real quick.. THIS SHOW IS NUFFING WIFFOUT ME. MEMBAITOLJEW."
MELISA
"I'm sure the intruders are nice people but I really don't welcome their presence in the game."
"There are definitely some really shady bitches in this house, and they are damn good at spinning their webs."
"I HOPE YO MOMMA IS PROUD OF YOU!"
JEFF
"Who is Karma? Like seriously if a bitch is going to move in I want to prepare myself."
"FREE BLOWJOBS/VAG LICKIN FOR EVERYONE WHO VOTES OUT LIAM."
"Glad I'm not competing in the PoV comp, because I don't feel like winning a competition today. I'm cramping."
CHARLEY
"I'm exempt this week, no jacking off on the sheets, and Jessie has one eye and walks with a limp... Yeah."
"Welcome to the Charley Show! I already am the star of this bitch."
"Honest tew God, I just want tew take the rat poison in put it in their dinner, I think they'll be better off that way."
JAMES
"Lisa is a fucking borewhore."
"I find it so perfect that just a day or so after I call Jessie a dildo, he pulls a bunch of vibrators out of his luggage and lays them out for the women in the house to use. I've no doubt that Jessie has already had each and every toy deep inside his ass."
"Libra darling, if you want to attack peoples muvvering skills why don't you take a step back and look at yourself yeah?"
ALEX
"This house is bustin' my clit, yeah. Honestly, I can't get it right! Everyone who I evict fuckin' stays and it's bullshit ridiculous, yeah?"
"Jessie....so far I like him...he seems kind of clueless so I can probably control his tiny brain."
"The final steps in Operation Blackdoor are coming up."
MAKOSI
"MY FIRST NOMINATION IS THAT BITCH KEESHA ... SHE HATES ME BECAUSE GOD HASN'T TOUCHED HER LIFE YET WELL IT ISN'T MY FAULT"
"Beinazir yew are sew kewt! Love yew."
"Jessie also told me that he had cyber sex with her that involved both anal and a donkey. Yeah, whatever."
LIBRA
"There wasn't no excuse for that nonsense and I believe in my heart it is racism."
"Sheila was being such a bitch to me but then we realized we're both single mothers and it wasn't right for us to fight."
"If he thinks I'd base my vote on returning any favours he's dead wrong. You already helped me so I don't have to. Too bad. Oops."
BILLI
"Nice try, cuntrag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
"The fact that I'm a British houseguest means most of the yanks are treating me like I have some kind of disease ... but that hasn't stopped me from getting Lisa's panties a little damp in the first couple hours."
"Alex's strength is NATURE MADE. You need injections for your's. LOOK IT UP."
KEESHA
"She said she was being sexually harassed, but um...she was a former Penthouse pet. I'm sure shes used to guys touching all up on her and grabbing her ass."
"Kathreya is an annoying tubby cuntress."
"PERSONALLY, some days I like a lil chocolate...others some hot vanilla...and once in a blue moon a lil tuna."
VICKIE
"Bitch you look like one of the evil Gremlins."
"Vickie absolutely intrigues me ... She's sharp, she's experienced, and she clearly ain't one to mess with unless you got the skill to back it up."
"Sheila and Keesha then attacked me like the rabid whores that they are. I wasn't surprised to see that Sheila had built a following. The obnoxious has-been cougar has a lot of time on her hands."
JENNIFER
"I love Libra because she's so empowering and taught me that sitting with my legs open is unlady like."
"JESSEY has a problem with me because I tell his steroid injected ass how it is."
"Oh and I listened to you and Billi as you had cyber sex with Charley ... Ewww you owe me!"
JESSIE
"I can't spell your name ... Can I call you Princess B?"
"LETS TAKE THIS FUCKIN ROID RAGER OUT THE HOUSE. Dont let the door hitcha!"
"He seems a little lost...so I am willing to take him by the cock and guide him through me."
GRACE
"My first nominee is Keesha ... No brainer, you're a cunt."
"When he does his workout my panties get a little moist ... He might have a buttaface, but I'd tap that."
"Libra is a snake like James. She will sleep with you, stab you in the back, and pretend like she's an integral person."
SHEILA
"Got tew gew now though there is a bear in my neighborhood."
"Jennifer has no allies, is boring, and is playing sneaky. I can't save her so I'm voting her off."
"Sheila's ass looks like someone put cottage cheese down a pair of pantyhose."
BEINAZIR
"I would also like to do nasty things to people in the house, like write "SATAN 666 HELLHOLE" over someone's bed when no one's looking ... Big Brother, may I please have a large blood red marker?"
"Libra is a double bagger, you know what that means? I don't just put a bag on her head to fuck her, I put one on my head too in case the one on her head falls off"
"My reason is ... because I felt like it!"
AMBER
"Like I consider myself really... whats the word? Intelsexual?"
"I gave Jessie the answers during the veto challenge. He couldn't even fucking win the veto with me holding his hand the entire way through."
"I found her kind of boring. Plus she looks like a burnt peacock. I don't look down on her though. I don't look down on anyone."
LIAM
"Liam, is that a penis pump?"
"WHAT THE FUCK IS WITH MY FUCKING PICTURE? I HAVE AN UGLY JEW NOSE BECAUSE OF THE FUCKING ANGLE THEY MADE ME POSE IN."
"I'm a huge cunt, but I am a cunt who will make the finals with my man."
LISA
"She's going to have to show her cards one way or the other, whether she's with me or against me, I'll take the enemy I know over the enemy I don't any day of the week."
"Your mouth is alligned with my cock bitch, so get to work"
"Conflict that doesn't involve us = our keys come out of that box."
KWAKU
"I knew all along that I couldn't use my Power of Veto on Jessie... but when he asked me to throw the competition to him, my competitive nature just kicked in."
"THANK GOD I WON THE FUCKIN VETO ... I am the AFRICAN PRINCESS of this house."
"I was disgusted to be nominated. The only thing I can think of is that some of my girls turned on me. EVERYONE should have been votin for Billi - E V E R Y O N E."
WILL
"LEWK WHAT HE IS SAYING. YEW KNOW WHAT I DIDN'T SIGN UP FEWR THAT! I AM WALKING!"
"You are so fucking FAKE. Bitch this isn't a beauty pageant, it's BIGfuckingBROTHER!"
"Does licking twat make you stupid?"
LIVE VOTE REVEAL
SATURDAY NIGHT 8PM EDT/1 AM GMT
P.S. The quotes are all mixed up. In several cases, however, one of the quotes under a picture was said by that person.
