Billi's Opening Statement

[Davina McCall]

BILLI BHATTI will post his Opening Statement here.

[Billi]

Hello jurors, welcome to Billi-TV where its all Billi all the time. When i first started this game i had no doubt in my mind i would be sitting here at the end of the game with Benie. I never once doubted my ability to schmooze, lie, play, fuck with, and/or manipulate each and every one of you.

If you douchebags havent figured it out by now, Benie and I have been alligned since Day 1, Minute 1, Second 1 in this game and i knew that as long as we worked together, noone could take us down, and thats exactly what happened.

I know its easy for me to sit up here at the endgame and talk about how confident i was to make it to the end with my Final 2 partner, but in all seriousness, i never once thought i was in any danger of leaving this game. I had the utmost confidence in myself and Benie and there was literally no way either of us were going to go anywhere.

So now that that point is wrapped up in a neat little bow, i would like to address the matter of whether Benie or myself will win this game. Honestly, i don't give a shit. Vote for me, vote for Benie, vote for Ricky the retarded Dog (he wouldve played a better game than half the jury) I dont really give a flying fuck. I would like to make this perfectly clear to everyone on the jury. I DID NOT SIGN UP TO WIN THIS GAME.

I signed up for this game to make the final 2 with Benie, ive said that in my DR since day 1, my game is literally over at this point, i don't care what happens from this point forward. If you want to ask me questions, ill answer them if i think you deserve one. If i think youre out of line or just fucking retarded, i'll probably let you know. I'm not gonna kiss anyone's ass, it just aint my style. I've made it to this point being myself and i'm not going to change for a big group of jealous whiny haters.

So with that being said, if you have questions, go ahead and ask them. Maybe ill answer them, maybe ill tell you to piss up a rope. Vote for me or don't, either way you all can go fuck yourselves.
Sincerely Yours,

Hugs and Kisses

Billi



P.S. I hope Libra's daughters get raped by Jessie