Post by Julie Chen on Jul 20, 2010 19:13:53 GMT -5
SURVIVOR CHICHEN 11: TANZANIA - APPLICATION
PART I: THE BASICS
Name: Chris
Age: 24
Location: Ohio
Gender: Male
Occupation: Sales Representative
Luxury Item: A case of cheap wine so i can get all the fine ladies on the island drunk enough to put out... yes, im that pathetic.
PART II: CONTACT INFORMATION
AIM Screename: cknepley
E-Mail Address: cknepley001@yahoo.com
PART III: SHORT ANSWER QUESTIONS
Why are you applying for SC: Tanzania?
I am applying because i was recently voted out of my last survivor game due to a twist while i had the entire game in the palm of my hand. So im definetly looking for some serious redemption, in the form of an all-out, ass-kicking, uber-melee, super brawl, or something else that sounds badass. GRRRRRR. (the GRRRR was meant to intimidate the competition into wetting themselves)
Why should I pick you for SC: Tanzania?
Obviously this is your game and you should pick the people that fit the game the best, but the only thing that i can say is that no matter how good your game is, my personality ups the game into a whole new level. As a host, you will find yourself, loving me, hating me, rooting for me, and hoping someone would hurry up and vote my bitch ass out of the game already. Im a huge smart ass, i have a great personality, im funny as hell, im always active and never quit a game, im extremely perverted, and i can basically get any girl in these games to fall in love with me and sacrifice themselves for my benefit. (its happened more than once) So in my opinion, i dont think you can afford not to cast me.
What would your strategy be if you were selected to play in SC: Tanzania?
My strategy would be the same as it always is, i flirt with all of the fine (and not so fine) females (and sometimes i will suck it up and flirt with gentlemen of the homosexual ilk) to accomplish my goals in the game. Survivor is a game of numbers and its important to have the majority... well its a good thing there's plenty of Chris to go around. Basically, what ill do is form an alliance with a bunch of people who want to jump my nuts, and then have them do my bidding, while i talk massive amounts of shit to the unfortunate douchebags that arent in my alliance as they are taken down one by one.
PART IV: FAVOURITES
Fav. Colour: Green
Fav. Number: 25
Fav. Movie: Donnie Darko
Fav. TV Show: Lost
Fav. Quote: "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it" - Mark Twain
Fav. Song: Apparitions by Matthew Good Band
Fav. SURVIVOR: Amanda Kimmel (sooooooo hot)
Fav. SURVIVOR Season: Pearl Islands
PART I: THE BASICS
Name: Chris
Age: 24
Location: Ohio
Gender: Male
Occupation: Sales Representative
Luxury Item: A case of cheap wine so i can get all the fine ladies on the island drunk enough to put out... yes, im that pathetic.
PART II: CONTACT INFORMATION
AIM Screename: cknepley
E-Mail Address: cknepley001@yahoo.com
PART III: SHORT ANSWER QUESTIONS
Why are you applying for SC: Tanzania?
I am applying because i was recently voted out of my last survivor game due to a twist while i had the entire game in the palm of my hand. So im definetly looking for some serious redemption, in the form of an all-out, ass-kicking, uber-melee, super brawl, or something else that sounds badass. GRRRRRR. (the GRRRR was meant to intimidate the competition into wetting themselves)
Why should I pick you for SC: Tanzania?
Obviously this is your game and you should pick the people that fit the game the best, but the only thing that i can say is that no matter how good your game is, my personality ups the game into a whole new level. As a host, you will find yourself, loving me, hating me, rooting for me, and hoping someone would hurry up and vote my bitch ass out of the game already. Im a huge smart ass, i have a great personality, im funny as hell, im always active and never quit a game, im extremely perverted, and i can basically get any girl in these games to fall in love with me and sacrifice themselves for my benefit. (its happened more than once) So in my opinion, i dont think you can afford not to cast me.
What would your strategy be if you were selected to play in SC: Tanzania?
My strategy would be the same as it always is, i flirt with all of the fine (and not so fine) females (and sometimes i will suck it up and flirt with gentlemen of the homosexual ilk) to accomplish my goals in the game. Survivor is a game of numbers and its important to have the majority... well its a good thing there's plenty of Chris to go around. Basically, what ill do is form an alliance with a bunch of people who want to jump my nuts, and then have them do my bidding, while i talk massive amounts of shit to the unfortunate douchebags that arent in my alliance as they are taken down one by one.
PART IV: FAVOURITES
Fav. Colour: Green
Fav. Number: 25
Fav. Movie: Donnie Darko
Fav. TV Show: Lost
Fav. Quote: "Patriotism is supporting your country all the time and your government when it deserves it" - Mark Twain
Fav. Song: Apparitions by Matthew Good Band
Fav. SURVIVOR: Amanda Kimmel (sooooooo hot)
Fav. SURVIVOR Season: Pearl Islands